Guinea Pigs

Hello,

this is Stupidman.

Yesterday I was playing in my treehouse and my snowman threatened me. Pig and Rat told me that snowmen can come alive and strangle you, so I didn't give it any arms but I was still scared because it still has teeth! I put vampire teeth in it's mouth. I was so scared, that I didn't want to leave the treehouse.

Then I smelled cookies! I looked out the window to see if it was the snowman who left the cookies, but it was Granny. So I jumped down and squashed the snowman's body! Now I'm not afraid and I have yummy cookies to eat!

This morning Pig and Rat came over to play with me. They gave me a box and I thought it was cookies. I opened it up and saw two guinea pigs. I named them Blonde Hair Guinea pig and Red Hair Guinea pig, but Granny thought those names were stupid and renamed them Caroline and Winnifred. They are pretty names too!

bye bye,

Stupidman

ps Don't eat the yellow snow! I found that out this morning. It tastes awful. Not at all like lemons.

psss I think the snowman peed when I jumped on it and it went squish.