Halloween and Merman

Hi,

this is Stupidman.

Granny and I are having a party on Saturday. I am going to dress like a merman. Granny made me the costume. Granny has been putting up very creepy things all over the house. I do not like them at all because they scare me. Granny says they're fake but I don't believe him/her. I keep pulling them down.

Granny has been baking alot too. And making potions which I keep drinking. They are very tasty.

I carved my pumpkins today. They look very cool. I want to go trick or treating but Granny thinks I'm too old.

bye,

Stupidman

ps the picture of the merman is just like the costume Granny made for me!

ps Granny says to say Thank you for the award

Thanksgiving

Hi,

this is Stupidman. Granny made a feast last night, he/she made all my favourites. Everything was very yummy. She/he even made me fish. Granny told me not to drink the wine but Pig and Rat and I snuck a taste in the kitchen and spit it out. It tasted gross.

Rat's pet rat kept trying to get at the turkey. It was very funny. Pig's pet pig kept making funny noises. I think the pig was drunk because Pig kept feeding it wine and it couldn't walk a straight line.

So Granny put them both outside with Hagface and Lily and the dogs. When I called my dog Lily to come in, the other human Lily would come in too. She smells really bad. And Hagface licked my ear. She said I had mashed potatoes in it.

My fingers hurt. I kept trying to put out the candles with them. Rat and Pig say to put water on it. Pig can put candles out with his fingers and it doesn't hurt him. Granny says I need new friends.

bye,
Stupidman

new best friends

Hi,

this is Stupidman. This morning I built a scare crow. It's a really cool scare crow too. I made the head out of one of my smaller pumpkins.

Then I went to play in my tree house. There were two weird guys in it. One was chubby and one was skinny. They said their names were Mr Pig and Mr Rat.

Mr Rat said the scare crow was going to attack us in the middle of the night. Mr Pig shot it with his cross bow and said it was dead. They said they are going to be my new best friends. I invited them to our Thanksgiving dinner. I will tell Granny.

I found out who gave me the crossbow for my birthday! It was Mr Pig and Mr Rat. We are going to use other scarecrows for target practice.

I'm going to go inside now to tell Granny about my new best friends!

bye,

Stupidman