I like balloons and cake

Hi there,

Granny is busy planning the annual July Tea Party. I like this party because

last year I got to chase out someone with a pitch fork and torch! And I got to eat lots of treats. I'm going to eat the pretty white flowers on the cake. Granny says they are made of candy but I will eat them anyway. Granny says not to eat too much because I will puke like I did last year.

I really like balloons. I like to hide in them and jump out at people when they come over. I also like to jump on them and smash them with my face. But sometimes that hurts and I cry and Granny says I told you so.

Granny won't let the puppies come to the party, she/he is afraid they will eat all the food. Same as Tanktop Tammy.

Granny is making me clean up the whole yard.

This is a picture of the pretty cake I will eat. And here are the ballooons I will smash my face on.

Can you see me hiding in there?

7 things about me

Granny made me come back and list seven things about me. He/she says it's part of the award. She/he thinks she/he knows everything because she/he watches the Discovery Channel.

7 Things about ME:

1-I like fishies
2-I like animals
3-I like to fish
4-I like to go on hikes
5-I like to watch tv
6-I like all my pets
7-I like my pool

My Award

Bushtrump says this isn't a real trophy but I know it is. I don't know what this award is for, but I know I like it. I've never gotten an award before. I am so happy!

I showed my award to Sharky and he bit the computer. I showed my award to Puffy and Puffy puffed up and pricked me. I showed my award to my puppies and Daisy peed on my leg and Lily licked it. They were all so proud of me. I am proud of me too.

Puffy in Aquarium and Sharky in Kiddie pool

Hi,

Granny found my shark. She/he got real mad. Granny made me clean out the whole pool and put Sharky in a kiddie pool and Puffy the puffer fish in the aquarium in the house.

I don't know why Granny got mad, because he/she said no animals in the pool but she/he didn't say no to fishies.

And Sharky was having fun eating my meat men too! I will miss him. But I will put a little duct tape boat in the kiddie pool and still feed him little meat men from it. He'll like that.

Before Granny found Sharky, I was playing with him and had a bloody nose and Sharky went crazy! It was funny. He kept biting me.

Daisy, my new puppy got into the garbage again! That was funny, but Granny got mad. And Lily loves to bark! Which drives Granny crazy! I think it's funny!