SUMMER IS HERE! :D

Hi,

Granny is filling the pool. I love it! I have been playing with my wee sharkie in the waters too. It's fun!

I'm planting my own vegetables this summer! They're going to be BIG like my pumpkins last year!

I'll be inviting my friend Dimwitman over to play in the pool this summer. He likes to play sports; I call him a dumb jock for it! But he likes fishies like me! We both love fishies!

Bye.

Easter and New Bunnies

Howdy y'all!

I got new bunnies for Easter! Granny named them Margaret and Hazel. But I wanted to call them Big Ears and Fluffy Tail! I got a TON of chocolate! BUT Daisy stole one of my chocolate bunnies! Then she puked and then I puked!

Granny is ANNOYING! She/he keeps talking about the Royal Wedding! She/he wants to have everything British-like in our house that day! She/he even wants me to dress nicely that day!

I can't wait for the summer because I'm looking forward to filling up the pool and swimming in it!

I have a new friend I nicknamed Dimwitman. We're best friends! We've even gotten trapped in the pool a few times now! Granny points at the stairs every time. Anyhow, we thought we were goners!

Bye y'all!

Stupidman's Valentine's Day

Hi,
Valentine's Day was great! I went to Elora with Rat and Pig to scare lovers who were looking over the gorge. I asked Pig and Rat if I could push one couple over but they said no because you'll get attacked by men in blue.
Granny's Valentine's day sounded boring.
I made a new friend too. I met him at the ice cream store and he was asking for fishy crackers on his ice cream. I looked at him and he looked at me and said "I like fishies". So now he's my friend.
good bye,
Stupidman

Guest Post by Mr. Rat

Greetings,
this is Mr. Rat. I brought my axe outside to get some firewood but I found a bunch of huge icicles hanging off the cliffs. So I grabbed my axe and swung it at one and it cracked and all of them fell. I jumped out of the way! Then behind the icicles I found a cave so I went inside. I found a few chicken bones. I thought there would be an ogre inside so I went in deeper but instead I found smashed beer bottles and a KFC box.
I think a bunch of drunk idiots were here once.
I went back home and told Mr. Pig.
farewell,
Mr. Rat

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

this is Stupidman. I have been busy trying to catch Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve I saw Santa putting gifts under our tree so I whipped a piece of coal at his head. And then when I ran over to see what he looked like, I fell asleep.

Rat and Pig gave us the tree.
I made a big snowman outside and when I woke up in the mroning, it was wearing armour and holding weapons!

Christmas dinner was tasty! Granny is a good cook! For presents I got a train set, a remote control helicopter, a sling shot, a pack of marbles, some hand-knit mittens and hat made by Granny, a fishing rod and a fishing kit. Pig and Rat gave me a mace and a chain mail helmut.

I gave Rat and Pig two remote control cars so we can all race together. I gave Granny a cook book on how to make gingerbread men.

I had a very good Christmas!
bye,
Stupidman

ps Granny has a bump on her head

Guinea Pigs

Hello,

this is Stupidman.

Yesterday I was playing in my treehouse and my snowman threatened me. Pig and Rat told me that snowmen can come alive and strangle you, so I didn't give it any arms but I was still scared because it still has teeth! I put vampire teeth in it's mouth. I was so scared, that I didn't want to leave the treehouse.

Then I smelled cookies! I looked out the window to see if it was the snowman who left the cookies, but it was Granny. So I jumped down and squashed the snowman's body! Now I'm not afraid and I have yummy cookies to eat!

This morning Pig and Rat came over to play with me. They gave me a box and I thought it was cookies. I opened it up and saw two guinea pigs. I named them Blonde Hair Guinea pig and Red Hair Guinea pig, but Granny thought those names were stupid and renamed them Caroline and Winnifred. They are pretty names too!

bye bye,

Stupidman

ps Don't eat the yellow snow! I found that out this morning. It tastes awful. Not at all like lemons.

psss I think the snowman peed when I jumped on it and it went squish.

Halloween Party

Hi,
this is Stupidman. Granny and me had a big Halloween party on Saturday night! I dressed up as a merman. I looked really neat. Granny was a druid with flowers. We had lots of guests and they looked really cool in their costumes. We played games and ate lots of treats. I'm still feeling sick.
I dressed up my puppy Daisy as a flower dog and my puppy Lily has a merdog. They looked very cute. Mr Rat dressed up his pet rat as a ninja and Mr Pig dressed up his pet pig as a samarai. They looked adorable.
But the rat jumped onto the pig and the pig squealed and ran. Granny was unhappy but I thought it was funny.
Then we heard rustling in the bushes outside so Rat, Pig and I went out to see what was there, but it was just one of the cats. Pig and Rat tackled it and put it back inside the house. Pig and Rat say there are wolves outside at night. I was scared. But I'm not scared of the decorations anymore!
bye bye,
Stupidman