Greetings,
this is Mr. Rat. I brought my axe outside to get some firewood but I found a bunch of huge icicles hanging off the cliffs. So I grabbed my axe and swung it at one and it cracked and all of them fell. I jumped out of the way! Then behind the icicles I found a cave so I went inside. I found a few chicken bones. I thought there would be an ogre inside so I went in deeper but instead I found smashed beer bottles and a KFC box.
I think a bunch of drunk idiots were here once.
I went back home and told Mr. Pig.
farewell,
Mr. Rat
