Hi,
Granny is filling the pool. I love it! I have been playing with my wee sharkie in the waters too. It's fun!
I'm planting my own vegetables this summer! They're going to be BIG like my pumpkins last year!
I'll be inviting my friend Dimwitman over to play in the pool this summer. He likes to play sports; I call him a dumb jock for it! But he likes fishies like me! We both love fishies!
Bye.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Easter and New Bunnies
Howdy y'all!
I got new bunnies for Easter! Granny named them Margaret and Hazel. But I wanted to call them Big Ears and Fluffy Tail! I got a TON of chocolate! BUT Daisy stole one of my chocolate bunnies! Then she puked and then I puked!
Granny is ANNOYING! She/he keeps talking about the Royal Wedding! She/he wants to have everything British-like in our house that day! She/he even wants me to dress nicely that day!
I can't wait for the summer because I'm looking forward to filling up the pool and swimming in it!
I have a new friend I nicknamed Dimwitman. We're best friends! We've even gotten trapped in the pool a few times now! Granny points at the stairs every time. Anyhow, we thought we were goners!
Bye y'all!
I got new bunnies for Easter! Granny named them Margaret and Hazel. But I wanted to call them Big Ears and Fluffy Tail! I got a TON of chocolate! BUT Daisy stole one of my chocolate bunnies! Then she puked and then I puked!
Granny is ANNOYING! She/he keeps talking about the Royal Wedding! She/he wants to have everything British-like in our house that day! She/he even wants me to dress nicely that day!
I can't wait for the summer because I'm looking forward to filling up the pool and swimming in it!
I have a new friend I nicknamed Dimwitman. We're best friends! We've even gotten trapped in the pool a few times now! Granny points at the stairs every time. Anyhow, we thought we were goners!
Bye y'all!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Stupidman's Valentine's Day
Hi,
Valentine's Day was great! I went to Elora with Rat and Pig to scare lovers who were looking over the gorge. I asked Pig and Rat if I could push one couple over but they said no because you'll get attacked by men in blue.
Granny's Valentine's day sounded boring.
I made a new friend too. I met him at the ice cream store and he was asking for fishy crackers on his ice cream. I looked at him and he looked at me and said "I like fishies". So now he's my friend.
good bye,
Stupidman
Valentine's Day was great! I went to Elora with Rat and Pig to scare lovers who were looking over the gorge. I asked Pig and Rat if I could push one couple over but they said no because you'll get attacked by men in blue.
Granny's Valentine's day sounded boring.
I made a new friend too. I met him at the ice cream store and he was asking for fishy crackers on his ice cream. I looked at him and he looked at me and said "I like fishies". So now he's my friend.
good bye,
Stupidman
Monday, January 24, 2011
Guest Post by Mr. Rat
Greetings,
this is Mr. Rat. I brought my axe outside to get some firewood but I found a bunch of huge icicles hanging off the cliffs. So I grabbed my axe and swung it at one and it cracked and all of them fell. I jumped out of the way! Then behind the icicles I found a cave so I went inside. I found a few chicken bones. I thought there would be an ogre inside so I went in deeper but instead I found smashed beer bottles and a KFC box.
I think a bunch of drunk idiots were here once.
I went back home and told Mr. Pig.
farewell,
Mr. Rat
this is Mr. Rat. I brought my axe outside to get some firewood but I found a bunch of huge icicles hanging off the cliffs. So I grabbed my axe and swung it at one and it cracked and all of them fell. I jumped out of the way! Then behind the icicles I found a cave so I went inside. I found a few chicken bones. I thought there would be an ogre inside so I went in deeper but instead I found smashed beer bottles and a KFC box.
I think a bunch of drunk idiots were here once.
I went back home and told Mr. Pig.
farewell,
Mr. Rat
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