Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

this is Stupidman. I have been busy trying to catch Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve I saw Santa putting gifts under our tree so I whipped a piece of coal at his head. And then when I ran over to see what he looked like, I fell asleep.

Rat and Pig gave us the tree.
I made a big snowman outside and when I woke up in the mroning, it was wearing armour and holding weapons!

Christmas dinner was tasty! Granny is a good cook! For presents I got a train set, a remote control helicopter, a sling shot, a pack of marbles, some hand-knit mittens and hat made by Granny, a fishing rod and a fishing kit. Pig and Rat gave me a mace and a chain mail helmut.

I gave Rat and Pig two remote control cars so we can all race together. I gave Granny a cook book on how to make gingerbread men.

I had a very good Christmas!
bye,
Stupidman

ps Granny has a bump on her head

Guinea Pigs

Hello,

this is Stupidman.

Yesterday I was playing in my treehouse and my snowman threatened me. Pig and Rat told me that snowmen can come alive and strangle you, so I didn't give it any arms but I was still scared because it still has teeth! I put vampire teeth in it's mouth. I was so scared, that I didn't want to leave the treehouse.

Then I smelled cookies! I looked out the window to see if it was the snowman who left the cookies, but it was Granny. So I jumped down and squashed the snowman's body! Now I'm not afraid and I have yummy cookies to eat!

This morning Pig and Rat came over to play with me. They gave me a box and I thought it was cookies. I opened it up and saw two guinea pigs. I named them Blonde Hair Guinea pig and Red Hair Guinea pig, but Granny thought those names were stupid and renamed them Caroline and Winnifred. They are pretty names too!

bye bye,

Stupidman

ps Don't eat the yellow snow! I found that out this morning. It tastes awful. Not at all like lemons.

psss I think the snowman peed when I jumped on it and it went squish.

Halloween Party

Hi,
this is Stupidman. Granny and me had a big Halloween party on Saturday night! I dressed up as a merman. I looked really neat. Granny was a druid with flowers. We had lots of guests and they looked really cool in their costumes. We played games and ate lots of treats. I'm still feeling sick.
I dressed up my puppy Daisy as a flower dog and my puppy Lily has a merdog. They looked very cute. Mr Rat dressed up his pet rat as a ninja and Mr Pig dressed up his pet pig as a samarai. They looked adorable.
But the rat jumped onto the pig and the pig squealed and ran. Granny was unhappy but I thought it was funny.
Then we heard rustling in the bushes outside so Rat, Pig and I went out to see what was there, but it was just one of the cats. Pig and Rat tackled it and put it back inside the house. Pig and Rat say there are wolves outside at night. I was scared. But I'm not scared of the decorations anymore!
bye bye,
Stupidman

Halloween and Merman

Hi,

this is Stupidman.

Granny and I are having a party on Saturday. I am going to dress like a merman. Granny made me the costume. Granny has been putting up very creepy things all over the house. I do not like them at all because they scare me. Granny says they're fake but I don't believe him/her. I keep pulling them down.

Granny has been baking alot too. And making potions which I keep drinking. They are very tasty.

I carved my pumpkins today. They look very cool. I want to go trick or treating but Granny thinks I'm too old.

bye,

Stupidman

ps the picture of the merman is just like the costume Granny made for me!

ps Granny says to say Thank you for the award

Thanksgiving

Hi,

this is Stupidman. Granny made a feast last night, he/she made all my favourites. Everything was very yummy. She/he even made me fish. Granny told me not to drink the wine but Pig and Rat and I snuck a taste in the kitchen and spit it out. It tasted gross.

Rat's pet rat kept trying to get at the turkey. It was very funny. Pig's pet pig kept making funny noises. I think the pig was drunk because Pig kept feeding it wine and it couldn't walk a straight line.

So Granny put them both outside with Hagface and Lily and the dogs. When I called my dog Lily to come in, the other human Lily would come in too. She smells really bad. And Hagface licked my ear. She said I had mashed potatoes in it.

My fingers hurt. I kept trying to put out the candles with them. Rat and Pig say to put water on it. Pig can put candles out with his fingers and it doesn't hurt him. Granny says I need new friends.

bye,
Stupidman

new best friends

Hi,

this is Stupidman. This morning I built a scare crow. It's a really cool scare crow too. I made the head out of one of my smaller pumpkins.

Then I went to play in my tree house. There were two weird guys in it. One was chubby and one was skinny. They said their names were Mr Pig and Mr Rat.

Mr Rat said the scare crow was going to attack us in the middle of the night. Mr Pig shot it with his cross bow and said it was dead. They said they are going to be my new best friends. I invited them to our Thanksgiving dinner. I will tell Granny.

I found out who gave me the crossbow for my birthday! It was Mr Pig and Mr Rat. We are going to use other scarecrows for target practice.

I'm going to go inside now to tell Granny about my new best friends!

bye,

Stupidman

Tree House, BBQ and Chicken

Hi,

Me and Granny went to Dagwood's BBQ last week. It was fun! But Tanktop Tammy and Lawnboy Larry were mean and ate all the food and drank all the beer. I wanted to try the beer but Granny said no. I snuck a taste and put the rest on the table and Tanktop Tammy drank it.

Lawnboy Larry made a death threat. I will take revenge.

I finished my tree house! With the help of the fairies! I found two fairies sleeping in it. They had a magical pig and a magical rat. They flew out the window. I heard squish. Daisy and Lily chased them. I like my tree house. I like to swing on the tire swing.

Granny's baking pies again. She/he let me lick the bowl!

Granny found out about the fence-oh oh! And a chicken ran into our yard. Me and Daisy and Lily chased it.

bye,

Stupidman