Halloween Party

Hi,
this is Stupidman. Granny and me had a big Halloween party on Saturday night! I dressed up as a merman. I looked really neat. Granny was a druid with flowers. We had lots of guests and they looked really cool in their costumes. We played games and ate lots of treats. I'm still feeling sick.
I dressed up my puppy Daisy as a flower dog and my puppy Lily has a merdog. They looked very cute. Mr Rat dressed up his pet rat as a ninja and Mr Pig dressed up his pet pig as a samarai. They looked adorable.
But the rat jumped onto the pig and the pig squealed and ran. Granny was unhappy but I thought it was funny.
Then we heard rustling in the bushes outside so Rat, Pig and I went out to see what was there, but it was just one of the cats. Pig and Rat tackled it and put it back inside the house. Pig and Rat say there are wolves outside at night. I was scared. But I'm not scared of the decorations anymore!
bye bye,
Stupidman

Halloween and Merman

Hi,

this is Stupidman.

Granny and I are having a party on Saturday. I am going to dress like a merman. Granny made me the costume. Granny has been putting up very creepy things all over the house. I do not like them at all because they scare me. Granny says they're fake but I don't believe him/her. I keep pulling them down.

Granny has been baking alot too. And making potions which I keep drinking. They are very tasty.

I carved my pumpkins today. They look very cool. I want to go trick or treating but Granny thinks I'm too old.

bye,

Stupidman

ps the picture of the merman is just like the costume Granny made for me!

ps Granny says to say Thank you for the award

Thanksgiving

Hi,

this is Stupidman. Granny made a feast last night, he/she made all my favourites. Everything was very yummy. She/he even made me fish. Granny told me not to drink the wine but Pig and Rat and I snuck a taste in the kitchen and spit it out. It tasted gross.

Rat's pet rat kept trying to get at the turkey. It was very funny. Pig's pet pig kept making funny noises. I think the pig was drunk because Pig kept feeding it wine and it couldn't walk a straight line.

So Granny put them both outside with Hagface and Lily and the dogs. When I called my dog Lily to come in, the other human Lily would come in too. She smells really bad. And Hagface licked my ear. She said I had mashed potatoes in it.

My fingers hurt. I kept trying to put out the candles with them. Rat and Pig say to put water on it. Pig can put candles out with his fingers and it doesn't hurt him. Granny says I need new friends.

bye,
Stupidman

new best friends

Hi,

this is Stupidman. This morning I built a scare crow. It's a really cool scare crow too. I made the head out of one of my smaller pumpkins.

Then I went to play in my tree house. There were two weird guys in it. One was chubby and one was skinny. They said their names were Mr Pig and Mr Rat.

Mr Rat said the scare crow was going to attack us in the middle of the night. Mr Pig shot it with his cross bow and said it was dead. They said they are going to be my new best friends. I invited them to our Thanksgiving dinner. I will tell Granny.

I found out who gave me the crossbow for my birthday! It was Mr Pig and Mr Rat. We are going to use other scarecrows for target practice.

I'm going to go inside now to tell Granny about my new best friends!

bye,

Stupidman

Tree House, BBQ and Chicken

Hi,

Me and Granny went to Dagwood's BBQ last week. It was fun! But Tanktop Tammy and Lawnboy Larry were mean and ate all the food and drank all the beer. I wanted to try the beer but Granny said no. I snuck a taste and put the rest on the table and Tanktop Tammy drank it.

Lawnboy Larry made a death threat. I will take revenge.

I finished my tree house! With the help of the fairies! I found two fairies sleeping in it. They had a magical pig and a magical rat. They flew out the window. I heard squish. Daisy and Lily chased them. I like my tree house. I like to swing on the tire swing.

Granny's baking pies again. She/he let me lick the bowl!

Granny found out about the fence-oh oh! And a chicken ran into our yard. Me and Daisy and Lily chased it.

bye,

Stupidman

Tree House and Pumpkins

Hi,
I am building a tree house! All by myself. With instructions I got off the internet. It's going to be a very cool tree house with lots of cool colours and fish stuff. Granny's going to make the fish stuff.
I'm hoping to have it done before Halloween so I can decorate with pumpkins.
It is hard to build a tree house but it is fun. Don't tell Granny where I got the wood! (it's from the fence-tehe) I will replace it when I'm done. Granny supplied alot of the wood but I needed more!

The pumpkins I planted over summer are getting very big. Granny gives me a small section of her/his garden for my stuffs.

I like playing in the mud when it rains.

I will be putting my camping gear inside my treehouse and have sleepovers with Dagwood and gang.

I got to run, Granny's calling!
bye,
Stupidman

My Birthday!

Hi,

a couple days ago was my birthday party. I had a sleep over with Dagwood, Wayne and Eddie. We slept in my new orange tent. I heard a creepy howl and got real scared and ran out of the tent but ran into the pool. I got wet. I had to go inside to get dried off. It turns out it was only Daisy! I thought it was a wolf! But Granny said wolves don't live in these parts.

I got great presents! My friends went together and got me camping supplies and pots and pans. I like to clang them together.

Also a note was left outside my tent that said happy birthday and someone left a weird looking crossbow and fifty arrows. Granny says I can't use it unless she/he's there with me.

I still don't know how they got into our backyard? Everything is fenced.

Dagwood told us creepy stories all night and I got so scared, I peed. Don't tell Granny or the guys.

I had a great birthday party!

bye,

Stupidman