My Birthday!

Hi,

a couple days ago was my birthday party. I had a sleep over with Dagwood, Wayne and Eddie. We slept in my new orange tent. I heard a creepy howl and got real scared and ran out of the tent but ran into the pool. I got wet. I had to go inside to get dried off. It turns out it was only Daisy! I thought it was a wolf! But Granny said wolves don't live in these parts.

I got great presents! My friends went together and got me camping supplies and pots and pans. I like to clang them together.

Also a note was left outside my tent that said happy birthday and someone left a weird looking crossbow and fifty arrows. Granny says I can't use it unless she/he's there with me.

I still don't know how they got into our backyard? Everything is fenced.

Dagwood told us creepy stories all night and I got so scared, I peed. Don't tell Granny or the guys.

I had a great birthday party!

bye,

Stupidman

It's My Birthday! :)

Hi,

it's my birthday today! I'm 25 today! Me and Granny rode bikes to a park where we had a picnic. Granny packed sandwiches, cake, and cupcakes. Then we went to a store and bought ice cream. A stupid wasp tried to steal my ice cream but I brought my zapper and zapped it so it flew away.

Granny bought me a segway-it is fun to drive. I fell off of it twice, but don't tell Granny! She/he also bought me a toy orange car, my own orange camping tent, a new gold fish and a hand knitted orange sweater!

Dagwood and friends are coming over on the weekend to give me presents.

Now I'm at home and tired from the bike riding. It was a fun birthday!

Beach and Fort Adventures

Hi,

I'm Stupidman. Me and Granny went to a fort and the beach last week. The beach was nice. I brought Lily and Daisy. I dug holes in the sand but no one fell into them this time. Granny told me to suntan lotion but I forgot and turned red.

At the fort, I got to try on a soldier's coat. It got stuck on me and I panicked. Granny had to take it off. I also ran in front of the soldiers while they shot their guns off but I didn't die. I only pretended to be fake dead. Granny was mad and so were the soldiers.

I stuck my head inside a cannon when the soldier was about to fire it off. He yelled at me to 'get my head out idiot', so Granny pulled my head out.

So that's about it from me,

Stupidman

Camping with Granny

Hi,

I'm Stupidman. I went camping this weekend with Granny. I played in the waterfall. I tried to climb it but fell. I tried to drink out of the water but Granny said no.

It was a fun trip until the night time came. When Granny and I were going back to camp, we heard rustling in the bushes and we saw two beady black eyes. I threw a rock at it. It hissed. I ran to the tent.

Then at three in the morning we heard two screams and one squeal that sounded like a pig. Then something ran past our tent giggling and evil cackling. I was scared so I grabbed my axe.

The rest of the night was peaceful. But I was scared. Then we went home.

Granny says he/she is taking me to a fort and a beach next week. Can't wait!

bye,

Stupidman

Gnome in Bed and Kitten in Garden

Hi,

I'm Stupidman. I can't get to sleep. So I'm using Granny's computer.

Granny told me it was Daisy who brought the gnome into my room. I think she did it to scare me!

This is my new kitten. I found it in our garden. It was squeaking. I'm going to ask Granny if I can keep it. I'm going to call her Squeak Toy. She is so cute. I think she's a she? I hope.

Bye

Gnome Nightmares

Hi,

yesterday Granny brought home 10 new garden gnomes. I had to help put them in the yard and it took all day and now my back hurts. Last night they gave me nightmares. The sleeping one popped up on my bed. And it wasn't a dream! Creepy.

The top one is my favourite, Granny's favourite is the bottom one and the middle one was on my bed last night.

Granny's July Tea Party

Hello,

the party was fun! The cake was delicious. I ate alot of treats. Then I puked.

I threw balloons in the pool and jumped on them. I went under water and popped one.

Then I went into the house and got Sharky and threw him in the pool. It hit Granny in the back and she/he got mad and told me not to throw my toys. But I told her/him it wasn't a toy and everyone screamed and ran out of the pool. They scared Sharky and he bit me but I didn't tell Granny because she/he would get angry at Sharky.

Granny told me to get my scythe and pitch fork because Tanktop Tammy had come. I wanted to use my torch but Granny said no because it was day time. I threw my pitch fork and hit SuperDuper in the leg and I went to hit Tanktop Tammy in the neck with my scythe but she grabbed it and wouldn't let go. I was scared and yelled for Granny.Then the whole party came to get her but she threatened us and I was scared. Then Lily jumped down from the trees and bit Tanktop Tammy on her meaty neck and Tanktop Tammy ran away.

At midnight I woke up and heard a shot. I asked Granny what happened and she/he said I shot at Tanktop Tammy and I said good. Then I went back to sleep.

ps I wasn't really in those balloons from before!