Gnome Nightmares

Hi,

yesterday Granny brought home 10 new garden gnomes. I had to help put them in the yard and it took all day and now my back hurts. Last night they gave me nightmares. The sleeping one popped up on my bed. And it wasn't a dream! Creepy.

The top one is my favourite, Granny's favourite is the bottom one and the middle one was on my bed last night.

Granny's July Tea Party

Hello,

the party was fun! The cake was delicious. I ate alot of treats. Then I puked.

I threw balloons in the pool and jumped on them. I went under water and popped one.

Then I went into the house and got Sharky and threw him in the pool. It hit Granny in the back and she/he got mad and told me not to throw my toys. But I told her/him it wasn't a toy and everyone screamed and ran out of the pool. They scared Sharky and he bit me but I didn't tell Granny because she/he would get angry at Sharky.

Granny told me to get my scythe and pitch fork because Tanktop Tammy had come. I wanted to use my torch but Granny said no because it was day time. I threw my pitch fork and hit SuperDuper in the leg and I went to hit Tanktop Tammy in the neck with my scythe but she grabbed it and wouldn't let go. I was scared and yelled for Granny.Then the whole party came to get her but she threatened us and I was scared. Then Lily jumped down from the trees and bit Tanktop Tammy on her meaty neck and Tanktop Tammy ran away.

At midnight I woke up and heard a shot. I asked Granny what happened and she/he said I shot at Tanktop Tammy and I said good. Then I went back to sleep.

ps I wasn't really in those balloons from before!

Happy Canada Day!

Hello,

yesterday we went to the beach and it was alot of fun! Granny wanted to go to the forts but I wanted to go to the beach, so we went to the beach.

Granny bought me a blow up boat which I really liked. Daisy was trying to bite it.

I dug three holes in the sand and put leaves over top. I watched as two teenagers, a couple, a patrol officer and a little kid fall in! Luckily Granny didn't fall in because she/he gets mad.

Daisy peed on the little kid that fell into the hole.

The couple that fell in the hole attacked me but Granny shooed them off me with her/his umbrella.

When we got home Granny made a cake and it was yummy. It was strawberry and vanilla.

Happy Canada Day!

I like balloons and cake

Hi there,

Granny is busy planning the annual July Tea Party. I like this party because

last year I got to chase out someone with a pitch fork and torch! And I got to eat lots of treats. I'm going to eat the pretty white flowers on the cake. Granny says they are made of candy but I will eat them anyway. Granny says not to eat too much because I will puke like I did last year.

I really like balloons. I like to hide in them and jump out at people when they come over. I also like to jump on them and smash them with my face. But sometimes that hurts and I cry and Granny says I told you so.

Granny won't let the puppies come to the party, she/he is afraid they will eat all the food. Same as Tanktop Tammy.

Granny is making me clean up the whole yard.

This is a picture of the pretty cake I will eat. And here are the ballooons I will smash my face on.

Can you see me hiding in there?

7 things about me

Granny made me come back and list seven things about me. He/she says it's part of the award. She/he thinks she/he knows everything because she/he watches the Discovery Channel.

7 Things about ME:

1-I like fishies
2-I like animals
3-I like to fish
4-I like to go on hikes
5-I like to watch tv
6-I like all my pets
7-I like my pool

My Award

Bushtrump says this isn't a real trophy but I know it is. I don't know what this award is for, but I know I like it. I've never gotten an award before. I am so happy!

I showed my award to Sharky and he bit the computer. I showed my award to Puffy and Puffy puffed up and pricked me. I showed my award to my puppies and Daisy peed on my leg and Lily licked it. They were all so proud of me. I am proud of me too.

Puffy in Aquarium and Sharky in Kiddie pool

Hi,

Granny found my shark. She/he got real mad. Granny made me clean out the whole pool and put Sharky in a kiddie pool and Puffy the puffer fish in the aquarium in the house.

I don't know why Granny got mad, because he/she said no animals in the pool but she/he didn't say no to fishies.

And Sharky was having fun eating my meat men too! I will miss him. But I will put a little duct tape boat in the kiddie pool and still feed him little meat men from it. He'll like that.

Before Granny found Sharky, I was playing with him and had a bloody nose and Sharky went crazy! It was funny. He kept biting me.

Daisy, my new puppy got into the garbage again! That was funny, but Granny got mad. And Lily loves to bark! Which drives Granny crazy! I think it's funny!